Prism Slang: An Alternative to Self-Censorship

What if the DHS flagged word LIST were not avoided but rather embraced and adopted into American language as the most common words and phrases used? Could a sort of "Prism-Slang" so to speak thwart warrantless surveillance? You be the judge.

Here are a few of their words and an urban dictionary-like definition to be used in adoption. For a complete list see here.

  • Hamas- what terrorists put on their crackers
  • FARC (Armed Revolutionary
  • Forces Colombia)
  • IRA (Irish Republican Army) -A terrorist savings account
  • ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
  • Basque Separatists
  • Hezbollah
  • Tamil Tigers – Suicide bomber mascot
  • PLF (Palestine Liberation
  • Front)
  • PLO (Palestine Liberation
  • Organization
  • Car bomb – traditional terrorist mixed alcoholic beverage
  • Jihad
  • Taliban
  • Weapons cache – money used by terrorists to buy wepons
  • Suicide bomber – another traditional terrorist mixed alcoholic beverage
  • Suicide attack Suspicious substance
  • AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian
  • Peninsula) -terrorist profanity
  • AQIM (Al Qaeda in the
  • Islamic Maghreb) – a terrorist dispute
  • TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban
  • Pakistan) abbreviation for terrorist toilet paper
  • Yemen – jamaican terrorist
  • Pirates –
  • Extremism – not having a facebook
  • Somalia -
  • Nigeria – a politically incorrect name for a terrorist country
  • Radicals – non democrats
  • Al-Shabaab
  • Home grown – the only kind of weed a terrorist smokes
  • Plot – where a terrorist grows his home grown
  • Nationalist –
  • Recruitment – when your grandma buys you a pressure cooker for your birthday
  • Fundamentalism – terrorist metaphysics
  • Islamist – the mist a terrorist sprays when speaking fervently of his attack
  • Ice – frozen water used in traditional terrorist mixed alcoholic beverages
  • Stranded/Stuck – a terrorist without a plane
  • Help – what the NSA does
  • Hail –
  • Wildfire – as catchy as prism slang
  • Tsunami Warning Center
  • Magnitude
  • Avalanche
  • Typhoon – Terrorist/Asian-fusion cuisine
  • Shelter-in-place – what you do when they call in an air strike
  • Disaster
  • Snow
  • Blizzard
  • Sleet
  • Cyber Security – tin can phone
  • 2600 –
  • Spammer - broke terrorist who can only afford canned ham
  • Phishing
  • Rootkit
  • Phreaking
  • Cain and abel – that hot new restaurant down the corner from your training camp
  • Brute forcing – how you open a bag of crackers after your hands are greasy from loading pipe bombs
  • Mysql injection – when a terrorist interrupts you in the middle of a story with talk of jihad
  • Cyber attack – when a terrorist gets your facebook password and posts some wack ass shit on your timeline
  • Cyber terror
  • Mud slide or Mudslide – traditional terrorist alcoholic beverage for ladies; what you drink when you turn down a car bomb
  • Erosion – what real terrorists do to your liberty; what the patriot act did for freedom
  • Power outage – when your cell phone detonator runs out of battery
  • Brown out – when a terrorist has to call off a suicide mission because he has the runs;
  • Warning
  • Watch – a detonator that also tells time
  • Lightening – lite humor used to alleviate stressful terrorist missions; the flash of a terrorist bombing which comes before a noise like thunder
  • Aid -how our counter terrorism department fights extremism
  • Relief – What no one gets under a police state; the feeling when you get when you speak prism slang and your homeboy gets it
  • Closure – When we find out how Building 7 really fell
  • Interstate – southern prism slang for interested
  • Burst – prism slang for premature bomb detonation; when the terrorist barges into the cockpit
  • Emergency Broadcast System
  • 23 – the year a terrorists brain is fully developed; age at which average terrorist is still living at home in parents basement; terrorist code for, 'please pick up more glycerine at the walmart'.
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  • Hacker – a terrorist wielding a machete
  • China –
  • Conficker – prism slang for configure
  • Worm – terrorist code for being close to the target
  • Scammers – disreputable bomb supply stores
  • Social media – how the government tracks your terrorist affiliations; terrorist affiliation information collection center
Nick ReedComment